Tea getting cold anyone?

I was hunting around online for some free knitting patterns and I stumbled across this:

Now I know you are all clambouring over the keyboard right now, wondering where you can get this incredible pattern. Well, here you go - Get your Freaky pattern here. I think the bow really sets it off. (you have to do a free registration with Lion brand yarn to get the free patterns)

Honestly, why would anyone seriously want to walk around looking like this. (albeit it may look better in different, more muted colors, but OMG.)